So Momma Says...
I walked into the kitchen the other day and Momma was making herself a sandwich, after making her husband, Richard, one, a few minutes earlier.
She had a big knife in her hand and was having a bit of trouble getting it through the meat.
"Do you need help with that Momma?" I asked.
"No. I cut Dick's." she flashed the big knife menacingly in the light.
"Momma," I said, "I can't hear an apostrophe..."
7 comments:
That's really funny.
Love Momma! Maybe you should sell t-shirts
Very glib. You are the sharpest knife in the drawer.
I like her!
Arghhhhhhhh, priceless!! Too funny, that girl is.
Ha!
Who says there WAS an apostrophe~
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