Thursday, March 18, 2010

So Momma Says...

I walked into the kitchen the other day and Momma was making herself a sandwich, after making her husband, Richard, one, a few minutes earlier.

She had a big knife in her hand and was having a bit of trouble getting it through the meat.

"Do you need help with that Momma?" I asked.

"No. I cut Dick's." she flashed the big knife menacingly in the light.

"Momma," I said, "I can't hear an apostrophe..."

7 comments:

fairyhedgehog said...

That's really funny.

Jeannie said...

Love Momma! Maybe you should sell t-shirts

dogbait said...

Very glib. You are the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Mushy said...

I like her!

Shrinky said...

Arghhhhhhhh, priceless!! Too funny, that girl is.

Jean said...

Ha!

Cheesy said...

Who says there WAS an apostrophe~