Sunday Morning Caption Contest-- On Patrol In The Big City..
Sunday morning is here again and I've got another picture just begging for witty captions by witty people with wit.
Are you one ?
Toss your best caption into the fray and make someone laugh across the globe. Better yet, toss all your captions into the fray.
Let's see who can be captivating... 
10 comments:
The new patrol was geared to nab second-story men.
"Treed another purse-snatcher, George!"
Keep your head down, Daisy girl. They're shootin' at us.
Or-- Keep your head down, Daisy girl. I can't see a bloody thing!
Tuiton at the Academy: $10,000
Snazzy new helmet: $200
Getting hazed on your first day on the beat: Priceless.
It was judy's first day on the beat. she tried to blend in with the street, be hip to the scene but for some reason it just didn't seem to be working...
"So they say a woman can't be a mounted police officer, huh? Oh nevermind what the captain said about me mounting HIM. I'll show those sexist bastards! I'd like to see one of those horses stand up next to this fucking giraffe!"
The hope was that the increased altitude would help the NYPD get clearer shots at all the black passersby...
When the commitee convened, the solution to the budgetary crises for three agencies were solved with one brilliant notion.
The mounted police.
Gender equality in city services. (Federaly mandated.)
Tree pruning within the landscaping budget.
The brilliant answer to the question asked at the second annual Homeland Security Seminar--"What about bombs in trees?"
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