Saturday, November 25, 2006

Sunday Morning Caption Contest-- On Patrol In The Big City..

Sunday morning is here again and I've got another picture just begging for witty captions by witty people with wit.

Are you one ?

Toss your best caption into the fray and make someone laugh across the globe. Better yet, toss all your captions into the fray.

Let's see who can be captivating... Posted by Picasa

11 comments:

Scott from Oregon said...

The new patrol was geared to nab second-story men.

CapricornCringe said...

"Treed another purse-snatcher, George!"

Sandy said...

Keep your head down, Daisy girl. They're shootin' at us.

Sandy said...

Or-- Keep your head down, Daisy girl. I can't see a bloody thing!

Flat Coke and Flies said...

I laid awake last night trying to think of something funny to say. I'm blank...but a lady-cop riding a giraffe is hilarious to me.

Nancy Dancehall said...

Tuiton at the Academy: $10,000

Snazzy new helmet: $200

Getting hazed on your first day on the beat: Priceless.

Tisty said...

It was judy's first day on the beat. she tried to blend in with the street, be hip to the scene but for some reason it just didn't seem to be working...

Allie D. said...

"So they say a woman can't be a mounted police officer, huh? Oh nevermind what the captain said about me mounting HIM. I'll show those sexist bastards! I'd like to see one of those horses stand up next to this fucking giraffe!"

Stucco said...

The hope was that the increased altitude would help the NYPD get clearer shots at all the black passersby...

Scott from Oregon said...

When the commitee convened, the solution to the budgetary crises for three agencies were solved with one brilliant notion.

The mounted police.

Gender equality in city services. (Federaly mandated.)

Tree pruning within the landscaping budget.

Scott from Oregon said...

The brilliant answer to the question asked at the second annual Homeland Security Seminar--"What about bombs in trees?"