Only Because He Shared His Testicular Secrets...

I hate these things. They go against my iconoclastic nature the way fashion and pop music do... Nevertheless, the man who tagged me shared what he felt, deep inside his scrotum... I guess I gotta at least fill it out? BUT I AM NOT TAGGING ANYONE! I WON'T! I WON'T! I WON'T!

Check out this lovely post instead of reading my BS here...

http://discotent.blogspot.com/2006/12/el-juevos-grandes-warning-graphic.html


1. Three things that scare me:
Tooth pain
Penis lopping
suffocating under an enormous beanbag chair

2. Three people who make me laugh:
George Carlin
Richard Pryor
Billy Connelly

3. Three things I love:
beer
outside
vaginas

4. Three things I hate:
nutjobberdoodooheadism
cigarette smoke
speed bumps I don’t see

5. Three things I don't understand:
-Making the bed
fanaticism
why women love creating drama on a perfectly lovely day...


6. Three things on my desk (at home)
wool cap
wallet
dead soldier

7. Three things I'm doing right now:
I can’t multitask-- so typing

8. Three things I want to do before I die:
Freefall 10,000 feet
See Delaware
Create an offspring

9. Three things I can do:
- Hold my breath for over three minutes (even in my awful shape)
30 one armed push-ups with both arms.
sleep through anything...

10. Three things I can't do:
tolerate the smell of other people’s vomit
drink hard stuff
carry a tune


11. Three things you should listen to:
You should know who Greg Brown is.
People you care about
My opinions on important stuff...


12. Three things you should never listen to:
Your negativity
Your doubt
The BeeGees

13. Three things I'd like to learn:
Surgery
Plasma cutting
soil compositional nuances

14. Three favorite foods:
Momma’s southern fried chicken, rice w/gravy and black eyed peas and cornbread...
fresh garden tomatoes and cucumbers on buttered toast with homegrown herbs
Snickers

15. Three beverages I drink regularly:
Beer
Coffee
Lots of water

16. Three shows I watched as a kid
The Tonight Show with Johnny
The Little rascal reruns
The Mod Squad