If You Are Looking For Me.... A Post With Multiple Personalities...
This is thursday. Tomorrow morning, I will be taking my Mum on an eight hour journey (with stops along the beach along the way) from Oregon to the Bay Area. I have plenty of toilets already chosen for those "other" stops. Saturday, I will be attending an annual costumed dog parade (taking lots of pictures, of course.) Sunday I will be doing "fix-it things" around my sister's house and possibly monday too. Tuesday, I will leave Mum with my sister and run away run away...
No.
I will be heading back up here for more pleasurable experiences building a simple two-story house in a very nice place for a very nice lady.
All of this to say this is my last post until at least tuesday night, so I am going to pack it full of stuff.
Or more precisely, I am going to ask you all to pack it full of stuff.
Firstly, since my first go around in CAPTION CONTESTING was a reasonable, sort of OK success, and since I am not going to be here on Saturday to wade through all of the entries and pick a winner, I am going to ask that if you are a "stopper by here", that you leave a remark choosing your favorite as a comment, and the highest number of chosens will be declared the ultimate in captioning artistic merit for week one. In other words, tell me which caption you liked and the winner will be self evident to those who can count.
Secondly, the above picture is for next Sunday Morning's CAPTION CONTEST. I am posting it early. I am even going to leave the first couple of captions that I thought of in my own comment section, to get things started. If you think you are funnier than me, then go ahead and prove it. Leave a caption and by next weekend, we'll sort out the best.
Thirdly, if you are one of those LURKERS who read and run, Halloween would be a good time to take off the mask and introduce yourselves.
Go on. Take the plunge.
It won't hurt much, and it'll heal over nicely...
Happy Halloween, everybody.
See you when I get back.
Scott-- 
22 comments:
"Some people just smell their armpits, before they go out..."
"Can you hear me now?"
Can your ordinary scented tampon do this?
Emily attempts, once again, to "kiss her ass goodbye".
Single for too long, Annabelle decides to answer the question "Do these pants make me look fat?" on her own.
Pamela had dreams of being a pocketknife...
And finally... My vote for best caption-- "Now, if I can just remember which damned crevice I put that quarter in..." by SHIRLEY.
Go SHIRLEY!!
Id have to agree with Scott on Shirley's quote about the crevass quarter..
and for this... "Where the hell is Waldo?"
For this:
"Damnit... thought I had that thing bleached!?"
I dunno about captions, but if that lady can put her whole fist in her mouth too, I love her.
"Yeah, I pulled this move on one sailor, and he was never the same again."
Sandy pulled her head out of her ass and tried to regain her composure.
The woman who played R2D2
Nancy searched for days, and finally found the "evil eye". It had been following her all along.
"it's nice to talk to someone intellegent for a change."
New from Wanko! Betty the Blow-Up Doll conveniently folds up for storage or travel!
See! I told you I didn't have any panty lines.
For Lucy, business was looking up.
welcome back Scott... have a good trip??
Hi Nikky! I am just sneaking a peak on my sister's laptop. I gotta get me one of these.
Except for the fact that my hands are too big for it, it's pretty cool to be able to go sit outside and poke around the internet...
"You think this is good? Ladies, when you finally learn my technique you will discover that you'll NEVER need a man!"
I just had to see whether my bum looked big in this
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