Thursday, July 02, 2009

I Killed Billy Mays...

I Killed Billy Mays.

I did.

He's dead and I am responsible.

Lock me up and scrub me with OxyClean...





See... I love TV commercials. Not all of them, but those with a good little music riff, some catchy lines, a bit of humor...

So I leave the sound up at the commercial breaks and treat the thirty second spots as entertainment.

Except when Billy comes on. Then I scramble to find the remote. I aim it at the TV and I yell "DIE! DIE DIE! YOU F***ER!!"


I guess I got me some evil MOJO...

It was great hating you Billy. RIP...

4 comments:

Gabby Girl said...

What a strange, but humorous post.

Jeannie said...

The man was more irritating than a room full of flamers.

meno said...

Thank you. :)

Shrinky said...

Well, as you were already going to burn in hell anyway, what the hell, eh?