Monday, December 22, 2008

What I Want For Christmas...

SPANDEX SUPERHERO SUITS MADE TO SUIT YOUR PARTICULAR POWERS...






ADDENDUM: Stucco asks- "and what kind of power do you have?"

It made me think, "gee,I don't know!"

"What kind of power do I want to have?"

All the good ones are taken. Ahh... Not all. I've got one I've never heard of... I'd like to have the power to calm. To walk into a bank robbery or a burning building and put out my hand. All I'd have to say is "Calm the fuck down" and everybody, including the bad guys, would.

Yeah... I'd be Calmerman!

What about you? What original and never before heard of super power would you have?

7 comments:

Stucco said...

Which superpowers are yours?

Nikky said...

I'd be "StupidStopper"... like you with your hand waving, I could walk into a situation and just squash all stupidity.

I'd be a very busy girl.

Cheesy said...

I would be MeltGurlie
Wave my hand and make evil snow and ice disappear!

`tis the holy season said...

I would be TURN-YOU-INTO-A-DOG-MAN!
with a blink of my eye, I could turn folks into dogs which are far more civilized than some(and, if you really deserve it, I will turn you into a cat and everybody else into a dog!)


(don't worry. The effect wears off in an hour)

Stucco said...

I think I'd like the ability to control time. I could wave my hand and freeze time, have a nice 12 hour nap or maybe a healthy growler, and then wave my other hand and have time start passing again.

Stucco said...

Oh, and I'd want a solar powered supersonic learjet too. With free parking.

kario said...

I, too, would love to be able to stop the world for a bit. If only to make sure that my reactions are well thought out and I can have some time to myself without missing anything really cool.