Monday, February 25, 2008

Seven Reasons To Duck When Playing Tag In Cyberspace...


Billy did the unthinkable and tagged me for a meme. Now, as I know and as everyone else should know, I hate meme's. I do. They are so... "clastic" in nature.


And I like to think of myself as an iconoclast. Just because I like the word...


And everyone I know has done this meme and I have ducked it, so I thought.... "oh alright...but just this once, just for tonight because it is late and I have been busy reading BOOKS."


Billy wants me to list seven things that are unique and intriguing and special, and that pertain to me...


Here are seven things off the top of my head...


1) My elbows do not open all the way to 180 degrees (straight). More like 165 degrees (crooked).

2)My seventh grade piano teacher thought I was a girl for the first three days of class.

3)When guys tell me they are “assmen” or “boobmen”, I tell them I’m a vaginaman. The truth is the truth, and I won’t deny the truth.

4)Long legs and big, heavy feet have always meant that I could kick things a long way. As a kid, I won trophies in the “Punt Pass and Kick” competitions, with my passing being mediocre.

5)As a kid, I had urination dreams that ended... uh... all too real.

6)I sometimes snore so loudly that my dog leaves the room and sleeps elsewhere.

7)I sometimes have serial killer fantasies. I never fantasize about killing anyone, but I imagine what people say about me in interviews after I’ve been caught. “He was always such a helpful guy...”

“It always turns out to be the friendly types, doesn’t it?”

“There was a mischievous glint in that guy’s eye...”


PS - I am a meme repository. That means memes die with me. There will be no tagging...

10 comments:

Cheesy said...

“There was a mischievous glint in that guy’s eye...”

That's no dream....

Mushy said...

Interesting stuff!

I too hate memes.

kario said...

But do you still play the piano?

meno said...

You're not a girl???

travistee said...

You know what they say about big, heavy feet, don't you?





Big, heavy shoes...

Shrinky said...

Eeeek - a snorer, with urination dreams ivolving serial killing and (possible) cross-dressing..

little wonder your dog slopes off when you're not looking!

citizen of the world said...

Pretty tree. I remember posting a bit of crepe myrtle that looked similar and you asked if it was a madrone - is that what this is?

My younger sons arms when straightened are at more than a Freaky looking.

Billy said...

You were a good sport. I didn't know one could duck these things. I'm still a newbie and didn't want to look like a meme grinch. As for # 3, you're the first person I ever heard express that. Maybe these damn tags are useful for something after all -:)

Scott from Oregon said...

citizen of the world- It is a type of willow tree, a "curly willow". This one is the third generation of a tree I planted in my sister's yard years ago. I keep taking cutting and starting new trees. I give them away to people who need something interesting growing in their yards.

shrinky... shrinky shrinky...

billy-- If you start doing meme's, everybody starts tagging you and then you feel bad for refusing to do some and doing others. It gets all very high schoolish after awhile...

Tom C said...

LOL 7 He is a big fat gay guy that tortures his dog at night! Also his hamster, cat, neighbors on either side for two blocks...ect ect...
Hey Snott!