Missing The Stories While I Was Away... (And Little BM's)

We just did this little job replacing these fairly large posts...

There was nothing complicated about the job, except manuevering around big pieces of wood.

Having been away from the boys for awhile, I was once again reminded of why I like them.

Me- Oh, I got two stories for you guys...

Wizard- Hold up. OK, go on...

Me- Ron Paul, coin, Feds, blah blah blah...

Charles- I have a sock full of pesos at my house.

Wizard- Just get Waldo to lick 'em at the gate...

Me- Sandy's pretty good. She's still dying but it may take a long, long time...

Wizard- Well that's good.

Me- (Long story about Circue De Soliel and her little dog who ate the mushrooms...) "And now this dog loves everybody."

Wizard- Back east where I grew up, I had this friend we called Slick Petie and he had this big dog named Spikie. Spikie had an odor all the time and everybody complained to Petie and a friend finally made him call a vet and the vet told him what to do over the phone. "They got these glands up in the anus that get clogged up from time to time. Put on a glove and stick your finger up there and massage the gland. It'll stimulate it and solve the problem."

So Petie kindly thanked the Doc and hung up and looked at his friend. "I ain't doing it."

"What'd he say?"

"He wants me to stick my finger up my dog's ass. Glove or no glove, I ain't doin' it."

"But ya gotta do it. Your dog stinks."

"You do it!"

"Ain't my dog. Besides, I can just leave and not have to smell that shit."

It took some drinking, but Petie finally got the glove on and got the dog over and- cig hangin' out of his mouth, eyes all squinty-like- he wrapped one arm around the dog -"Hold still Sparkie"- and stuck his finger up his ass and wiggled it all around and Sparkie's eyes got all big and then he settled down and started to really like this. When Petie was finished, Sparkie turned his butt toward him and started pushing up against him so he'd do it some more...

Yeah, years later Sparkie was still backing up into people hoping to get another ass rub- I guess he really liked it...

Me-You ever go out in your yard and pick little BM's and eat them?

Charles- I like the bigger ones.

Wizard- Ummm... no.

My yard was full of them last week. We had frost this morning, so they'll all be gone. Poor little brown mushrooms...