I haven't done a caption event in awhile and today feels like a good time to take away old Billy Bob and his two toilets and replace them with young Billy Bob and his beer.
Now what do you suppose this cop might be thinking?
Put Up by Scott from Oregon at 10:39 AM
13 comments:
If I aim this just right, he'll be able to chug that beer real fast.
"I said Hands Up! Not Bottom's Up!"
I said, I'd trade you this gun for that beer. So, don't drink it all, fool!
"I don't care how you do things in your hometown, pal - when you're in my jurisdiction, you'll drink your beer from a chilled pilsner glass."
That's right! Drink it! You sum bitch! All of it! Then come blow into this bag!
LOL! what is young Billy Bob thinking?
"Ain't no way Billy Bob is going to get another open container citation...."
Cop is thinking "another one bites the dust"
That better be a Diet Coke!
Maybe he's waiting for that guy to finish his beer before he shoots him?
Anyway, an award waits for you here!
"Step AWAY from the beer!"
"Damn, what was I going to say?"
or, very simply... "Freeze!!"
cough, choke, cough, cough...
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