Monday, May 21, 2007

Some Days It Hits You And You Take It On The Chin


Was doing basic chores today and I found myself folding these skivvies up and readying them for another go around.
Then it hit me.
I've gone unscathed for quite sometime, now, living the dream...
I'm gonna go out and buy a gold chain and a Vette if I'm not careful...

15 comments:

Cheesy said...

LMAO!! Oh ya baby time for bling!

But....
I think you may be on to something... looks like undies and a jock strap all shredded into one?

LadyBronco said...

Oh my God...

You need to burn those pronto!

Steve G said...

The Vette doesn't sound bad. Go for a Porsche.

Shrink wrapped scream said...

Yeuch! Dig a hole and bury them deep. (If ever a guy needed a make-over..)

singleton said...

LOL! And you've been living the dream for exactly how long? :)

Jeannie said...

Does your mother know you still have these? Just think what you'd put her through if you were to be in an accident wearing those!

Maggie said...

I think you may have hit on why you're not getting vaginas...just a thought.

kario said...

Unscathed, huh? Doesn't look like it to me. Please tell me those skivvies look like that because they're old and not because of some unpleasant STD or S&M encounter...

Scott from Oregon said...

Hi y'all...

Yeah, they are old and not "blown out". They go well with my work clothes, so I just never minded them...

Maggie- IS THAT WHAT IT IS!? Thank God! I thought it was the gray hair, missing follicles, fat belly and infirmity that was keeping them at bay...

I feel So much better now.

And FYI- These skipped the "rags" pile and went straight to the can. They are in a truck full of chicken bones,TV dinner packages and used dental floss heading off to White City about now...

Flat Coke and Flies said...

Oh please tell me you threw those away or at least let your doggy chew on them awhile. EEEWWW

Jean said...

Before you spend money on jewelery or a new vehicle..... CLOTHES!
Please!

it's the little things... said...

I think it's time to start flying free under the workclothes...

Sweeti said...

Boxers, briefs or G-strings, hmmmm. Nothing would be better than this...And that's really unthinkable.

Go clothes shopping, fast before you meet someone and get caught with these on.

Stay away from the gold chains though please.

Scott from Oregon said...

I THREW THEM AWAY!

I realized today that I thought it important to tag this picture with my website address. I mean, if I am going to post my skivvies on the internet, I damn well want credit for it!

skinnylittleblonde said...

cathching up here. LOL Literally. DH showed me his tattered pair...just like this the other night. I bought some more today...hahhahaha