May Is National Tan Your Hiny Month...
Every May, the shorts come out, the Tees and Tanks come out. Shirts get thrown on fences and women bake in backyards and on rooftops.
But by the end of May, there is still the undisputable glare and the shocking hidden truths in a giant cover-up all over America.
Shiny White Hinies.
I say enough!
Time to take care of the problem.
Time to turn one of your largest assets into a dark and sultry crevasse.
Come on people. Get 'em roasted!
15 comments:
Well,mine already is - it's my job after all...but thanks for the plug for the industry.
If I had an ass, it would be tanned and well cared for.
No way - some skin needs to stay soft and un-sun-damaged.
Now there is a term for a t=shirt...shiny white hiney!
This is the week to start Scott~~~ 70's allllll week! Happy happy joy joy....I'll do a nekkid lap on the mower just for you lmao.
My hairy ass is the last thing this world needs to see.
Laughing my shiney hiney off! No sun on the buns down here!
I'm suddenly remembering visits to other countries with less clothing restrictions....and sunburns....
two areas on my body that never see the light of day, my shiny hiney and my baby-mutilated belly.
Nope, never gonna happen.
Yeah that's the big problem with the shiny white hiney - its white because its never seen the sun. So, it'll have to be a slow process to remove the white or else there will be redness, an inability to sit down, followed by peeling, flaking and itchiness, the end result would be - as ever a shiny white hiney.
My husband has a theory: those who choose to be naked in public are most likely those who absolutely should not be. We confirmed that with many, many hairy European tourists who are not one bit modest. Nope, I think I'll spare the world and keep mine covered. But you go right ahead, Scott!
Honestly, growing up in Fla., I always had a tan. I thought that the bootie was kinda like the palms of our hands & the soles of our feet ... naturally a different tone than the rest of our bodies. I was shocked as a teen when I discovered that humans are actually naturally the same color as their booties. Hahahha
I just realized something.. if I tan the bootay...How will anyone find me in the dark?
some folks should never, ever, whip out their ass under any cicumstances.
Never.
I have just come to the startling realization that AELEOPE (and myself) attract nothing but white shiny asses...
I gotta tell you, the whole idea of being read by a bunch of sparkling white hinies is devastating.
At least there is Jeannie and her tanning salons...
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