March Is Formally Hereby Declared NaGoBooMo
Just to make the formal announcement so everybody gets on the same page, March has arrived and is hereby declared National Gorgeous Boob Awareness Month.
Winter is waning and Summer is waxing in short shorts and halter tops....
That's why so many suffer from the winter dullfrumps. That's why winter induces depression and blankets us all with sickness and a desire to watch Law And Order Reruns at six and then again at eleven.
Where are all the bouncy flouncy perky attitudes, people?
Hidden away, that's where!
It's time for society to be head-turned right out of their icy stares into the non-abyss of abysmalism, and give them some fine chasm for a gander most certainly. Wouldn't you concur?
Winter is waning and Summer is waxing in short shorts and halter tops....
That's why so many suffer from the winter dullfrumps. That's why winter induces depression and blankets us all with sickness and a desire to watch Law And Order Reruns at six and then again at eleven.
Where are all the bouncy flouncy perky attitudes, people?
Hidden away, that's where!
It's time for society to be head-turned right out of their icy stares into the non-abyss of abysmalism, and give them some fine chasm for a gander most certainly. Wouldn't you concur?
So come on. Don't wait for the warm sun to shine to get 'em out there. It's not fair.
13 comments:
Hmmm, do we have the "winter dullfrumps" because we don't have gorgeous perky boobs or because there aren't any showing out there? I'm confused...
Good luck with that!
The last sentence befuddled my brain...but I did understand thebit about boobs. yes to gorgeous boobs....btw - what do men prefer - a thin woman with small boobs or a slightly curvier babe with nice plump round boobs?
So THAT'S why everyone gets so grumpy in the winter! What do I need to do to help? Just flash em?
Wendz - the guys I know enjoy every variety under the sun. They're not a fussy bunch.
At my age, my boobs are the only asset I have left. I show a hint of cleavage whenever I can to draw attention away from less savoury views.
I'm with you in spirit. *sigh*
All hail gorgeous boobs!
Sorry, all this does is remind me that I DO NOT have georgous boobs... and THAT depresses me further into the winter dulldrums... Damn my mother's side of the family and their tiny little boobs!!
I couldn't agree more. BOOBAGE!!!! We wanna see some BOOBAGE!!
Boobs... just part of the package.
***flashin Scott*****
(*)(*)
Feel better yet?
Hi Wendz! Men prefer boobs not hidden away beneath winter coats. There is a direct corolation between the lack of the flouncy stuff and depression. That's why it is SO important that those that have gorgeous boobs help cure winter dullfrumps. It's essential!
Nikky-- I got flabby hairy ones. But that doesn't stop me from wanting the public to be cheered by gorgeous boobs! They should be the harbingers of spring, not the other way around...
Get 'em out there in the snow! In the rain!
Help cure the dullfrumps!
Thanks, CHeesy!
Clearly life is all about one of two things for you.
Boobs
or
Vaginas
Y'know if you ever decided to become a nurse, you could see all the boobs and vaginas you liked, no matter the season, weather, time of day...
There -- my boobs for a good cause. Breast cancer research, banishing the winter doldrums, what the heck:
http://amusingonlife.blogspot.com/2006/09/breast-cancer-fundraising.html
I have always been somewhat startled by the annual springtime return of breasts, as coats are left in the office and women stroll the sidewalks at lunchtime. Of course, I made the mistake of commenting on this with awe at lunch with Provincial Town friends one day, and they just looked at me as though I was insane. My friends in NYC would have understood.....
Amusing, I UNDERSTOOD. It's like buds and blossoms and firing up the BBQ. Boobs on display makes us all feel cheerier...
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