Saturday, February 24, 2007

Sunday Morning Captioning-- Grin and Bear All

Well, Sunday flew in from the Orient and will be staying for the day. Why don't we humor it with a caption or two?

Here is the game. You leave your best and most witty caption for this picture, and someone, somewhere giggles.

Maybe you'll recieve a special note from your tittering new friend "Thanks for the giggles!"?

But you can't win if you don't play.

I heard this joke the other day and found it funny. Leave me one of your own if you feel like sharing.

Happy Sunday.

--A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight to the
counter and says, "Hi... you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really much rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided."

"You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You
will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me, right?!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."


Sandy said...

"Just keep looking for those hunters, honey. And don't mind me..."

Wil said...

"I TOLD you I have a headache, Sam..."

it's the little things... said...

Dear, I know I've explained exactly what PMS is to you in the past. Perhaps you would understand more clearly if I stuck this sawed off tree trunk into your sternum?

Scott from Oregon said...

"It IS in!"


Anonymous said...

My Gawd I didn't know I'd like anal this much!!!!

Hammer said...

Not now, boo boo boy! I spot a picnic basket!

Nikky said...

I coulda had a V-8!

Lizza said...

"How much longer do I have to bear this?!?"


Sandy said...

"I wuuuuuuuv yooouuuuu..."

"I forgot my diaphragm!"

Scott from Oregon said...

Not yet, sweetie, I've got to make a visit to the little girl's woods...

Allie D. said...

Hey -- I came here to try to find your e-mail or a way to contact you offsite. Either way, I'd like to extend my apologies to you for things getting out of hand on my blog. I have a lot of respect for you. Anyway, my e-mail is if you want to chat.

Judith said...

Dont worry about the headache love, sex is supposed to knock it out of you, like Im trying to do now - see everyones a winner!

Shirley said...

Oh my God, the cubs are watching us!