someone slipped santa a mickey in his eggnog and so he hijacked an elf's moped to make his rounds on time ...
I know that's not very good, but I'm distracted by the beard. Something about bugs and a bug screen is playing at the edge of my mind, but I can't get it to come forth. Oh well. Merry Christmas, Scott :)
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Damn reindeer unions!
"Fuckin' Vespa's got shite all on the sleigh for cargo room, but damn it's fast!"
Merry Exmas, Scott!
sandy took the first thing that came to my mind..... (see, it's funny!) I need time to think of something else!!
Santa rushed to finish his Christmas shopping before his shift started...
There was this one island kid, that the reindeer hated...
14 horsepower beats 8 tiny reindeerpower.
Merry Christmas, Scott!
Concerned about the methane output of his 8 tiny reindeer, Santa does his part to drive a more economical vehicle...
Merry Christmas, Scottie McHottie.
lol
someone slipped santa a mickey in his eggnog and so he hijacked an elf's moped to make his rounds on time ...
I know that's not very good, but I'm distracted by the beard. Something about bugs and a bug screen is playing at the edge of my mind, but I can't get it to come forth. Oh well. Merry Christmas, Scott :)
wonder where it is he's goin in such a hurry????
Donner!Rudolf!Blitzen!What have you been taking?
merry Christmas, Scott. Sorry it's a bit lame. Btw have you read Joe Simpson's books?
Merry Day there Scott. Hope the day finds you pleased and contented.
These are MY presents! I won't give them away! I won't!
Santa was forced to flee in a most embarrassing manner after he was caught rumaging in a cupboard looking for Kahlua for his milk.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night!
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