A Little Sign Language, For Petie's Sake--

A long time married couple also worked together as an awesome surveying duo in the rugged mountains of Southern Oregon. Tired of going through walkie-talkie batteries, the two had developed their own sign language and could communicate virually anything with it to each other over great distances.

The wife, now in her early forties, was wanting to take some time off and so a third party was added to the duo and the young man was attempting to learn their complicated sign language.

For example, just yesterday, the wife was standing on the opposite side of a valley while her husband and the newbie tried to properly set a tripod. A screw had come loose and the husband had become dismayed because he couldn't find a screw driver. He told the young newbie to sign over to his wife--

"Tell her she left the bloody screwdriver at home."

The newbie did his best to convey the message with what he had been taught.

"YOU... FORGOT... SCREWDRIVER..."

The wife, obviously peeved at the two men, flipped them off, then pointed at her chest with her thumb, then grabbed her left breast and squeezed it, then squatted and pointed up at her anus, then turned and pointed with her thumb at her crotch in a most suggestive and lewd way.

The newbie didn't get it.

He asked -- "WHAT?"

The wife flipped them off again, then pointed at her chest with her thumb, then grabbed her left breast and squeezed it, then squatted and pointed at her anus, then turned and pointed with her thumb at her crotch in a most suggestive and lewd way.

"I think she's pissed off. I can't make out what she is trying to say," said the newbie.

"Let me see those," said the husband, taking the telescope and putting his eye to it. Newbies!

He signed to his wife-- "WHAT?"

The wife flipped him off again, then pointed to her chest with her thumb, then grabbed her left breast and squeezed it, then squatted and pointed at her anus, then turned and pointed with her thumb at her crotch in a most lewd and suggestive way...

"That's easy," said the husband. She said "FUCK YOU... I... LEFT TIT.. UNDER THE SEAT... IN THE BOX..."







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