TOILET HUMOR

I knew it wouldn't take me long to drop into the toilet humor realm. (I am, after all, a proverbial guy...)

A few years back I did a major remodel on an oddly built house and in the initial phases, used this toilet as my only "sit-down" station and thought nothing of the fact that I had no walls leading to the outside (being, after all, a proverbial guy...) What you can't quite see in this photo, but is nonetheless extant yonder in the distance, is a small airport, where novice pilots spend their days taking off and landing, much to my delight (watching small planes in the distance is like watching birds, only more mechanical...) Every now and then, a pilot would decide to ride the thermals along the ridge where my house sat (great sunrise and sunset views--why I bought it and took on the project) and fly within about a hundred feet of my white, exposed backside sitting there trying to pretend that there wasn't a plane flyin' past my bathroom wall that wasn't there.

I learned in town that my backside had become a topic of conversation at the airport water-cooler, and that pilots had started flying even closer to my house for a chance to see the whites of my thighs...