A GENUINE, GERIATRIC IRISH JOKE FROM A GUINNESS DRINKIN" GENIUS

PeteS said...
Ok Scottie ... you asked for it... a genuine politically incorrect Irish one...


Three mature Irish gents are down the pub for a jar. The sixty year old comes back from a visit to the loo and strikes up a conversation. "Hey lads, have ya noticed how yer oul' plumbin' starts to give way on ya when ya hit sixty. I do have to strain someting terrible in de john to make anyting happen".The seventy year old has his own tale of woe. "Forget about de plumbin'. When ya hit seventy yer oul' bowel starts to give up de ghost. It's a terrible ting having to double over for a good hour to get it to perform, and de oul' eyesight isn't even good enough to read de papers while yer at it".The eighty year old chimes in. "Youze lads don't know anyting. Yer problems really start at eighty. Yeh do start fallin' apart altogether".The sixty year old nods knowingly. "Is it the oul' plumbin' works, is it?""No, not at all" says the eighty year old. "I do have a good long pee every morning at six o'clock, regular as clockwork"."Is it de rear passage then?", asks the seventy year old."Not a bit of it" says the eighty year old. "Every morning at six o'clock, soft and regular, without exception"."What's yer problem then?" ask the other two, puzzled."De problem is I don't wake up until eight".